Poorly Written Spam Email is As Sweet as a Shakespearean Sonnet
Occasionally I read the spam that my Gmail filter catches, just for fun. Today I got a “heartfelt” e-mail that looks like it was translated by a computer from some other language.
Good day, gentleman
I look for stability in relations. I want to be descent wife, the Friend and
Partner for the whole life. I look for a man who will share with me this
life way which consists of both problems and happy days.
I don’t look for endless romantic nights, days and promises to be together
forever till death. I know that if I meet my right life partner, the
second half of my heart it will become true. And I will have interesting
life which will make my days both romantic and happiest, because every
minute which I will spend with You will be unforgettable. Love is wonderful
and unforgettable thing which you have every day, which you can feed with
your tender feelings to another person, when you want to live only for
another person and want to give to Him everything you have.
My heart is here [Spammy link redacted]
and it is opened for You and full of sweet hopes.
Thanks Dian, good luck with stability in relation.
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